New Study Says North Dakotans Have the Biggest Penises
Everything is coming up North Dakota...Literally. Continue reading…
View ArticleMan With Two Dicks Explains What Life is Like to Have an Extra Penis
A man with two penises was born with Diphallia. He explains "both are 100% functional" and that he is "bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman." Continue reading…
View ArticleHospital Nightmare: Man Breaks His Penis While Trying to Have Sex in a Tree
Hey guys. Have you ever had the fantasy that, one day, you'd be having sex in a tree? This dude had sex in a tree and suffered the consequences by falling out and snapping his dick. Ouch. Continue...
View ArticleComcast SportsNet Shows New Cubs Mascot Fully Nude [VIDEO]
In another great example of a television news station not doing its job, Comcast SportsNet mistakenly ran a photo of the Chicago Cubs new mascot, Clark, sans pants. Continue reading…
View ArticleThere’s a Penis Doodle Hidden in ‘An American Tail: Fievel Goes West’ [VIDEO]
It seems like animators are always looking for ways to slip penises into their work. Look at the castle on 'The Little Mermaid', for example. Most of these phalli are spotted right away, but some...
View ArticleIceland’s Penis Museum Searches For Its ‘Final Member’ [VIDEO]
The Phallological Museum in Iceland is the world's only penis museum and they need just last specimen to complete their collection: A human specimen. Continue reading…
View ArticleDenver TV Station Accidentally Shows Penis During Seattle Helicopter Crash...
Earlier today (March 18th), a helicopter crashed into Seattle's Space Needle. While TV stations raced to cover the story, one station in Denver decided to show a picture of the accident from their...
View ArticleJury Dismissed Because They Couldn’t Stop Laughing at Defendant’s Penis Size
Knowing you have a small penis is one thing. Having a room full of people laugh at your reportedly small penis is something completely different. Continue reading…
View ArticleHere’s Every Penis Nickname From a Movie Ever [VIDEO]
Penis. Dong. Schlong. Member. Needless to say, the male genitalia has countless nicknames, many of which have come from some of your favorite movies. Continue reading…
View ArticleGeorge Clooney Put a Photo of His Junk On the ‘Roseanne’ Fridge [FBHW]
Everyone remembers the ABC television show "Roseanne," which ran from 1988 to 1997 and focused on the Connor family. The Connors were a working-class family from Lanford, Ill., that...
View ArticleIs Your Penis Normal? [VIDEO]
Finally, someone has answered a question I've had my entire life: Is my penis normal? Continue reading…
View ArticleGuy’s Mechanical Arm Sets to ‘Masturbate’ During Live TV Appearance
This guy's embarrassing moment on TV should have him up in arm. Continue reading…
View ArticleWoman Tells Steve Harvey She Signs Her Boyfriend’s Penis Every Day [FBHW]
Steve Harvey's had booming success from his talk show over the years, and this story further supports that. Continue reading…
View ArticleWife Cuts off Cheating Husband’s Penis, Twice, Throws It out Window
In what could be one of the most horrific stories I've ever read, a woman in China cut off her husband's penis, TWICE, the second time throwing it out a hospital window, never to be seen again....
View ArticleAnd the World’s Average Penis Size Is…
We've got some big news. Or little, depending on your point of view. Continue reading…
View ArticleYou Can Now Anonymously Send Gummy Penises to Your Enemies
Did you know that you can now send a bag of gummy penises, anonymously, to anyone your little heart desires? What a world we live in! Continue reading…
View ArticleWhat Happens When Women Are Asked to Draw the Perfect Penis? [VIDEO]
No matter what guy you ask, if they say they haven't been concerned about the size of their penis at some point in their life, they're lying. It's just a fact of life: men are worried about their penis...
View ArticleMaryland Police Officer Accused of Biting Man’s Testicle During Fight
A Maryland police officer has had his police powers suspended, after being accused of biting a man's testing during a Cinco de Mayo street fight. That may be the greatest sentence I've ever written....
View ArticleCEO Takes Bullet to Most Important Body Part to Show Off Bulletproof Cup
From the “this doesn’t seem like a must-have item even if you see it on a 3AM infomercial” file comes this groin-saving wonder. Continue reading…
View ArticleWas That LeBron James’ Penis on TV Last Night? [NSFW Video]
Before Game 4 of the NBA Finals last night, ABC's camera came in close on the Cleveland Cavaliers just as LeBron James was making an adjustment to his uniform and may have inadvertently showed America...
View ArticleThis Weather Map Is a Penis. A Penis, We Say.
Flash flooding may have given way to flaccid flooding in the Northeast this week. Continue reading…
View ArticleMexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life. Continue reading…
View ArticleSubway Masturbator Pulls Gun When Confronted
This guy was whipping out all sorts of things for people to see. Continue reading…
View ArticleWrestler Uses Penis In Most Ridiculous Move Imaginable
If there are two words that do not belong next to one another, they are, without a doubt, "penis wrestling." Continue reading…
View ArticleSweden’s Giant Snow Penis Is Back…And Bigger Than Ever
Man, you've gotta have a huge set of snowballs to pull off this stunt. Continue reading…
View ArticleDonald Trump Brags About the Size of His Penis During Debate
The battle for the Republican presidential debate has unraveled into the stuff of late night comedy gold. Continue reading…
View ArticleMan (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US
This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club. Continue reading…
View ArticleSnake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using Toilet
The transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself. Continue reading…
View ArticleThis Penis Prank Is So Stupid It’s Actually Genius
Your inner 12-year-old is going to love this. Continue reading…
View ArticleRunner Smacks His, Uh, Pole Right Into a Pole
The legs aren't the only place this runner is going to feel it after he finishes. Continue reading…
View ArticleMan Named P.Ness Has Some Fun With Blackjack Dealers
Prepare to tickle the funny bone of your inner 12-year-old. Continue reading…
View ArticleUnlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story. Continue reading…
View ArticleMan Busted for Pulling the Ol’ ‘Wires in a Penis While Driving’ Stunt
Well, here's a use of wire you probably never considered. Continue reading…
View ArticleNews Anchor Attempts to Draw a Cannon, But it Looks Like Something Completely...
Local news station back in my hometown of Seattle accidentally created a viral video by the host being a pervert. Continue reading…
View ArticleSchool Wants to Change Their Mascot to Something That Sounds Like Male Genitalia
Do you get offended by names? This busy body parent is just dumb. Right? Continue reading…
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